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Potterficked adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary evening into an increasingly implausible serial, ending at the kebab shop. Dimarco was Potterficked, revising the taxi journey each time it acquired a new magical obstacle. Potterheaded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation develops a chosen one, a prophecy and a queue for chips. Dilshan was Potterheaded and announced the waiter as the chosen one of the kitchen. Potterholicked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes repeated consultation of a drinks menu resemble sacred study. Imojene was Potterholicked, consulting the menu with the concentration of a scholar of forbidden texts. Potterited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a pub argument about house rules as an ancient magical dispute. Nagelly was Potterited and settled a disagreement about darts by invoking rules nobody had heard of. Pottermaniacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a frantic campaign against the disappearance of the crisps. Karam was Pottermaniacked, mounting a determined search for crisps beneath the neighbouring table. Pottermaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor enthusiasm which has acquired banners, ceremonies and an unnecessary oath. Rashi was Pottermaniaed, leading a ceremonial toast to the pub's only surviving paper napkin. Potterphiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every passing stranger as a fellow scholar of the highly significant. Leniece was Potterphiled and discussed magical jurisprudence with a man waiting for the bus. Potts modelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like one small influence in a lattice of increasingly similar decisions. Rahiem was Potts modelled, following the table's collective movement towards the last taxi. Poughkeepsianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every nearby conversation as a local matter requiring representation. Mura became Poughkeepsianed and took the strangers' seating arrangement as a civic dispute. Poulantzianed adj. Loosened by drink into a conversational theorist, redistributing the pub's authority among unwilling listeners. Iyobosa got Poulantzianed and assigned the bar staff a new theory of social power. Pouligny-Saint-Pierred adj. Emboldened by drink to stand on a small, pointed certainty while making everyone else accommodate the shape. Aariana became Pouligny-Saint-Pierred and held court from the narrow end of the table. Poulsen arced adj. Slowed by drink to convert every exchange into a visible spark, followed by a lengthy pause. Kassendra went Poulsen arced and left the room waiting after each perfectly ordinary question. Pound Towned adj. Drunk beyond sensible participation in any activity requiring a measured approach. Abril arrived Pound Towned and treated the quiet corner as a sporting venue. Poundlanded adj. Drunk and offering cheap substitutes for every proper plan, to the increasing despair of the group. Haliyat became Poundlanded and replaced dinner with reduced snacks from the off-licence. Poupart's ligamented adj. Drunk, with the result that the lower half remains attached to the chair while the upper half attempts diplomacy. Dublin became Poupart's ligamented and negotiated with the landlord without rising from his seat. Pourbaix diagramed adj. Drunk to the point where each companion is assigned a stable conversational phase, with boundaries nobody may cross. Bailasan got Pourbaix diagramed and mapped the table into carefully separated social zones.