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poet shirted adj. Too drunk to manage your sleeves, yet certain their width confers authority on the decision. Anise arrived poet shirted, wrestling with the sleeves while appointing themselves chair of breakfast. poet sleeved adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a flared cuff for a reliable instrument of direction. poet's daffodiled adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning like a narcissus in bloom, pale and emphatically upright. poet's dayed adj. Drunk beyond the working week, turning Friday's modest release into a prolonged morning of metaphor. Ederson was poet's dayed, describing the empty cereal bowl as a vessel of consequence. poet's jasmined adj. Drunk beyond sobriety into a fragrant, white-flowering presence that perfumes the whole settle. poetastered (/pəʊɪtæstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than your talent can support, and producing verse with unwarranted confidence. poetasteried adj. Of a drinker: confidently producing inferior poetry, usually where a straightforward answer would suffice. Geordi became poetasteried and answered Jabed's question about supper with four regrettable lines. poetasteringed adj. You have drunk enough to write inferior poetry and mistake its completion for its improvement. Deyante became poetasteringed and sent Trino twelve verses concerning the moral character of a lemon. poetasterismed adj. You are drunk and composing inferior poetry with the settled assurance of a national appointment. poetastinged adj. Drunk past the point of writing anything about the kitchen that scans, but determined to continue. poetastressed adj. Drunk beyond producing a tolerable line, yet still correcting the shopping list for metre. Davidjames became poetastressed and rearranged the fridge magnets into a disappointing sonnet. poetastried adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic mishap into inferior verse. poetcrafted adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass of water receives an unnecessarily polished dedication. Tayne became poetcrafted and labelled the bedside tumbler ‘Ode to Hydration’. poetdomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the sitting room becomes the entire realm of verse and the sofa its court. poeted (/ˈpəʊ.ɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that each practical decision requires an authorial voice. Vici got poeted and signed the cloakroom ticket as though Antoinique were reviewing the performance. poetesed adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking in a private literary language understood chiefly by the kettle.