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poetessed (/ˌpəʊ.ɪˈtɛsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a few lyrical observations and one determined attempt at the washing-up. poetetted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a small but promising literary career. Torben was poetetted, producing slight verses about the remote and missing the cushion entirely. poethooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that leaving a note beside the kettle constitutes authorship. poetic justiced (/pəʊˌɛtɪk ˈd͡ʒʌstɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the household so the guilty plate meets the washing-up bowl. Noelis got poetic justiced and sentenced the unwashed saucepan to immediate attention. poetic licenced adj. Still drunk, and departing from household facts whenever the water glass requires a more satisfying ending. poetic licensed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the actual evening from the improved version being supplied to the sofa. Audria poetic licensed the evening to the sofa, improving every detail but the headache. poetical justiced (/pəʊˌɛtɪkl̩ ˈd͡ʒʌstɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reward the virtuous glass of water and punish the treacherous carpet. Maysoon became poetical justiced and placed the water within reach of the deserving sofa. poeticalitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey from chair to kitchen feel composed, significant and faintly tragic. poeticalnessed adj. Having drunk more than the household can support, and finding lyric significance in the empty tumbler. poeticismed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a routine request for water into a small, lyrical ceremony. poeticitied adj. You are drunk and making the kitchen’s ordinary objects carry more feeling than they were designed to bear. poeticizationed adj. Of a drinker: converting the domestic aftermath into verse, including the unremarkable glass of water. Lakaila went poeticizationed and rendered the sink, towel and tap in three elaborate stanzas. poeticksed adj. Describing a drinker who turns theories of literature into instructions for arranging cushions and mugs. poeticnessed adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to make a glass of water seem deliberately and beautifully placed. Illianna became poeticnessed and admired the tumbler’s position beside the sofa. poeticsed adj. A drinker who applies literary theory to the distance between the sofa and the kitchen. poeticuled adj. A drinker so far gone that a bad poem about the remote seems preferable to silence.