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poetisered adj. Drunk since last orders, and composing verses about the pump handle, none of them improving with revision. Demyia was poetisered by the bar, turning a complaint about the bitter into a sonnet. poetismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating comfort, snacks and the nearest sofa as an epicurean programme. poetisted adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the sitting room into a lyrical installation of blankets and glasses. poetizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the kitchen, the sofa and a glass of water seem momentous. poetizered adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing verse of such modest quality that the barmaid recommends prose. poetlinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting small, earnest poems about matters beneath everyone else's notice. poetolatried adj. Still drunk, and treating anyone who has published a stanza as deserving of a votive candle. poetologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a theory of verse from the arrangement of crisps on the bar. poetologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rhyme scheme from the licensing conditions, but determined to discuss both. poetressed adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself the evening's poet, with the confidence of a forgotten tradition. poetried (/ˈpəʊɪtɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and finding rhythm in every journey between bar and table. Leverette grew poetried and made the walk to the lavatory scan in perfect couplets. poetry in motioned (/ˈpəʊɪtɹi ɪn ˈməʊʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to cross the pub with fluid, graceful movement, despite the furniture's objections. Jasyn was poetry in motioned, gliding past the stools and striking only one coat. poetry readinged adj. You are drunk and delivering an unsolicited recital to the table nearest the fire. Dyann was poetry readinged, performing beside the dartboard to an audience chiefly interested in chips. poetry slammed adj. Of a drinker: making every exchange a scored performance, with the bar staff serving as judges. Mossimo was poetry slammed, awarding marks for the landlord's method of opening a bottle. poetrylessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced every scrap of poetry but retained a firm opinion on the jukebox. poets dayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes Friday's early finish continue quietly through the following morning.