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pogoered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured hopping of a dancer whose feet have begun consulting one another. pogonaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you beard the bar, puff yourself up, and defend the last pork pie. pogoniaed adj. Drunk and displaying the delicate, upright composure of a flower that has been left too near the beer garden. pogonioned adj. Having drunk more than the chin can constitutionally advance, you now lead with it. Arvel, thoroughly pogonioned, arrived at the door before the rest of him. pogonipped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cold fog in the valley for a respectable destination. Joshelin stood pogonipped in the garden, waiting for the valley to become visible. pogonologied adj. Of a drinker: treating every beard in the room as a subject meriting prolonged research. pogonologisted adj. You are drunk and prepared to deliver a scholarly address on facial hair to the coat stand. pogonophiled adj. Of a drinker who has developed a scholarly fondness for beards, particularly his own in the mirror. pogonophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has made facial hair the evening's principal object of affection. Darein got pogonophiliaed and asked permission to stroke the barman's beard. pogonophobed adj. A drinker who recoils from beards with the solemnity of an official inspection. pogonophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every beard appears to require immediate evacuation. pogonophoranned adj. The state of being drunk and extending cautiously into the evening like a marine worm from the seabed. Sammuel became pogonophoranned beneath the table, emerging only for crisps. pogonophored adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an elongated, obscure presence beneath the furniture. pogonotomiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the shaving of a beard for an urgent public service. pogonotomied adj. Reduced by drink to shaving anything facial, including the reflection that is doing perfectly well. Carnisha grew pogonotomied and searched the bathroom for a razor. pogonotrophied (/ˌpoʊɡəˈnɑtɹəfid/) adj. Softened by drink into cultivating a magnificent beard which exists chiefly in conversation.