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Pournelle charted adj. Drunk enough to place every person present on two axes, then announce the results without invitation. Netter became Pournelle charted and ranked the wedding guests by state and progress. Poush Sankrantied adj. Drunk past the point of treating an ordinary January gathering as a grand seasonal boundary. Keerra turned Poush Sankrantied and declared the buffet open for a new era. Pouyannian mimicried adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the apparent invitation was floral, and troubling the wrong audience accordingly. Sulieman got Pouyannian mimicried and mistook the decorative bouquet for an interested companion. Povindahed adj. Drunk in a way that turns hospitality into a trading expedition, with companions treated as a caravan. Katilin became Povindahed and tried to barter everyone's coats for a later round. Pow Wowed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a solemn consultation before making the least consultative decision available. Hunter-jay became Pow Wowed and convened the whole table before choosing the wrong exit. Pow wowed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a ritual consultation from an opportunity to announce your own conclusion. Kersty got Pow wowed and addressed the queue as though it were awaiting ceremonial instruction. Pow-Wowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a private discussion into a public ceremony with yourself as the authority. Peng became Pow-Wowed and gave the bar staff a ceremonial ruling on table allocation. Powassan encephalitised adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's messages travel by erratic routes and arrive at the wrong person. Kadeidra was Powassan encephalitised and sent the landlord an affectionate account of the taxi. Powellismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every casual remark acquires a stern national consequence for the table. Tyger became Powellismed and turned the shortage of olives into a question of national purpose. Powellisted adj. Drunk to the extent of recruiting fellow drinkers into a severe political conversation they had not sought. Sihara got Powellisted and enlisted two strangers in an argument about the nation. Powellited adj. Loosened by drink into a supporter of decisive action, particularly against the remaining lager. Toshana became Powellited and advocated immediate measures against the drinks fridge. PowerPoint rangered adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce elaborate slides instead of helping, while colleagues quietly complete the task. Marionna got PowerPoint rangered and spent an hour colouring headings as the room cleared. PowerPointed adj. Too drunk to make one point when twelve slides, transitions and a laser pointer remain available. Caytlynn became PowerPointed and presented the route home through seventeen unnecessary slides. PowerPointered adj. Having drunk enough to deliver every observation as a presentation, with the audience trapped by politeness. Ebraheem became PowerPointered and narrated the pub's exits as though unveiling quarterly results. PowerPointlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than the subject can bear, and adding animations until the companions abandon the meeting. Harleyquinn got PowerPointlessnessed and illustrated the drinks order with dissolving arrows. Powered adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly trying to switch the evening off before immediately starting it again. Hero was Powered and pressed the pub's light switch whenever conversation became difficult.