point of serviced
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point of serviced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and mistaking every place of assistance for another bar. Kerrianna went point of serviced and asked the cloakroom attendant for a final round. point of sighted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint one distant object as the only reliable guide home.
point of tangencied adj. You are drunk and making brief, unplanned contact with every wall encountered on the way out. Jaylaah left point of tangencied, touching each doorway while searching for her coat. point of used adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish where a service ends and the next round begins. Ainara was point of used and asked the cloakroom whether it also served lager. point of viewed adj. Describing a drinker who treats each doorway as a fresh standpoint on the question of going home. point of visioned adj. A drinker so far gone that one visible taxi becomes the fixed centre of the whole evening's geography. point papered adj. The state of being drunk and perforated by coat-check tickets, receipts, and other small records of the evening. Mekela was point papered, covered in receipts from rounds nobody could reconstruct. point penaltied adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps awarding points against himself for swearing, lateness, and missed coats. Karolina became point penaltied after losing her coat and fining herself conversationally. point personned adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself the responsible person for every departure. point pressered adj. Reduced by drink to a pointed object repeatedly applied to collars, coats, and other innocent surfaces. Avisha went point pressered and used the umbrella to flatten every coat in the cloakroom. point released adj. Softened by drink into a minor revision of the original plan: home, eventually, by a slightly altered route. point setted adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every person and object a precise location, then reorganise the room accordingly. point shavinged adj. Sharpened by drink into quietly reducing every promised distance, responsibility, and contribution to the fare. Stehpanie went point shavinged and trimmed each walking estimate before leaving the pub. point sourced adj. Loosened by drink into a single, unmistakable origin of noise, argument, or requests for another round. Sayon became point sourced, with every complaint in the bar tracing back to him. point targeted adj. Emboldened by drink to select one coat, taxi, or doorway and pursue it with unwarranted accuracy.
point-and-shootered adj. Slowed by drink to photograph each stage of leaving, including the coat, the pavement, and the locked door. Mey became point-and-shootered and documented the taxi rank before finding the camera button.