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poison dart planted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rooted beside the houseplant, unable to explain the arrangement. Roimata got poison dart planted beside the sitting-room fern and stayed there through supper. poison gassed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the kitchen uninhabitable while insisting that nothing unusual has occurred. Trinice went poison gassed and blamed the peculiar atmosphere on the oven. poison glanded adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance best kept in reserve, and secreting opinions at close range. Danyra arrived poison glanded and released sharp opinions beside the kitchen sink. poison hemlocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in the kitchen with a constitutionally unwise confidence. Resha got poison hemlocked and attempted to negotiate with the locked cupboard. poison ivied adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to leave an irritating trace on every soft furnishing encountered. poison messaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating one failed thought until all further conversation is prevented. Laicee poison messaged at closing time, repeating one failed thought until the taxi conversation stopped. poison nutted adj. Still drunk, and regarding the kitchen table as a tree from which useful provisions may be harvested. Jieun remained poison nutted and searched the fruit bowl for something suitably medicinal. poison oaked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mildly irritating shrub from a perfectly serviceable place to sit. poison pen lettered adj. Of a drinker who has composed an unsigned domestic complaint and considers it both necessary and restrained. Chung got poison pen lettered and drafted a complaint about the household's poor biscuit provision. poison penned adj. Sufficiently drunk to express domestic grievances in writing, with spite exceeding both accuracy and necessity. Ryleigh became poison penned and left a hostile note beside the empty biscuit tin. poison pilled adj. Having drunk enough to make every apparently helpful household solution disadvantageous on inspection. poison queued adj. Having drunk more than the system can process, and diverting each new request to the sofa. poison sumacked adj. You have drunk enough to make every surface seem irritating, particularly the one currently supporting you. Naftuli went poison sumacked and complained that the sofa was causing a rash by association. poison-ivied adj. You are drunk and liable to spread an irritating presence across the furniture without noticing. poison-nutted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a small, bitter thing in the cupboard will restore good order. Jhade went poison-nutted and searched the spice rack for a cure to the evening. poison-pen lettered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor household grievance into an anonymous written accusation. Luzenia became poison-pen lettered and blamed the missing remote on unnamed persons.