poisonwooded
pok-ta-pokked

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poisonwooded adj. Describing a drinker who leaves an irritating trace on everyone obliged to deal with him. poissarded (/ˈpwasɑːdd/) adj. A drinker who conducts a market-place disturbance over the quality of the fish supper. Arinjay became poissarded and denounced the scampi to an indifferent barmaid.
poissoniered adj. A drinker so far gone that selecting, preparing and serving the crisps seem one occupation. poissonniered (/ˈpwɑ.sɔn.jeɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for every fish dish nobody ordered. poitevinited (/ˌpɔɪtəˈvɪnaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised into several elements and cannot be moved. Hendrik was poitevinited beside the snug, displaying a fixed and complicated lustre. poitrelled (/ˈpɔɪ.tɹəld/) adj. Softened by drink into a mounted knight who cannot quite mount anything. poitrinaired adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent cough whenever conversation falls quiet. poitrinaled (/pɔɪ.tɹin.əld/) adj. Loosened by drink into chest-first confidence, with the rest of the body following later. Enette was poitrinaled, leading with the sternum whenever approaching the bar. poitrined (/ˈpɔɪ.tɹind/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the pub's front as personal armour. Nayalee was poitrined and challenged the coat stand to a formal contest. poiuyted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even an impossible three-pronged plan seems practical. poiveraded adj. Drunk and applying peppery confidence to every sauce, snack and conversation. Risha became poiveraded and seasoned the crisps before anyone had tasted them. poivoited adj. Drunk and pronouncing every difficult word as though the pavement had altered beneath it. poivraded (/pwavɹɑːdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every argument requires dressing sharply with pepper. Haliana went poivraded and added pepper to the landlord's perfectly adequate explanation. poized adj. Too drunk to distinguish equilibrium from standing still and calling the arrangement deliberate. pok-a-tokked adj. Drunk enough to turn the bar floor into a ceremonial ball court and every knee into a goal.
pok-ta-pokked adj. You are drunk and conducting an ancient ceremonial contest with the nearest inflated object, preferably against a wall.