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Powhatanned (/paʊəˈtænd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat a simple gathering as a confederation requiring a central authority. Jlynn became Powhatanned and appointed Grasen to oversee the table's competing conversations. Poyaisianed adj. You are drunk and confidently directing companions towards a destination that exists chiefly in the prospectus. Roneesha became Poyaisianed and led everyone towards a promised shortcut through a building site. Poynting vectored adj. Of a drinker: energy, conversation and several companions are directed crosswise into the nearest available obstacle. Sanita became Poynting vectored and sent the table's attention diagonally into an argument by the door. Pozharsky cutleted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a breaded poultry patty is not ordinarily a cushion. Missouri was Pozharsky cutleted and rested his head on the breaded chicken. PrEP'd (/pɹɛpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every hazard is anticipated, except the one immediately beneath the feet. Charitha was PrEP'd for conversation but not for the final stair. PrP'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to explain what your nervous system is currently doing. Eadee was PrP'd, with the legs apparently functioning under separate instructions. PrSM'd (/ˈpɹɪsəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has approached the conversation with unnecessary precision and a short range. Kimbrley was PrSM'd and delivered one accurate remark directly at the nearest chair. Prader staged adj. Drunk in a way that assigns the evening a series of increasingly unhelpful stages. Brandey was Prader staged, announcing each further decline as though recording a clinical observation. Prader-Willi syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that hunger has become the most articulate part of the evening. Joanna was Prader-Willi syndromed and reviewed the buffet with quiet concentration. Pradeshed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every administrative division as somewhere one might reasonably be. Shamikia was Pradeshed and gave three different states as her current address. Pradhanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual remark acquires a chorus and an unnecessary history. Exton became Pradhanned and supplied Rossy with the background to an entirely simple question. Praetorianed adj. Drunk on the strength of guarding the last drink with imperial seriousness. Mahli was Praetorianed and protected the final glass from friends and imaginary conspirators. Praguered (/ˈpɹɑ.ɡəɹd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly convinced the nearest street is in Prague. Makaily was Praguered and addressed the bus stop as though it had been there for centuries. Praguianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to discover a linguistic circle in ordinary conversation. Eulane was Praguianed and found structural significance in the barman's choice of verb. Prairie Oystered adj. Reduced by drink to a restorative mixture of raw certainty, pepper, and regrettable morning-after remedies. Thadeous arrived Prairie Oystered, ordering an egg-based cure before anyone mentioned breakfast. Prakritismed (/ˈpɹɑːkɹɪtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying an untraceable change in pronunciation. Maysun was Prakritismed, with each familiar word returning in an older form.