poking-sticked
polar bar charted

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poking-sticked adj. Drunk and adjusting every delicate social arrangement with a small, heated instrument. Daevyn got poking-sticked and rearranged the seating plan with surprising historical confidence. pokinged (/ˈpəʊkɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a repeated prod, eventually causing everyone present to respond.
pokkah boenged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening develops a spreading fungal disorder of sugar-cane proportions. Zaleigh became pokkah boenged and infected every conversation with the same refrain. pokrovskited adj. Drunk enough to become a mineral specimen: chemically complicated, motionless, and examined by concerned companions. poky bonneted adj. Drunk past the point of a sensible hat, and attempting to conduct the evening beneath an imaginary brim. polacanthided adj. Drunk to a degree that protective plates become necessary between the person and their companions. Dadrian was polacanthided, impervious to hints that the story had already been told. polaccaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small merchant vessel, carrying several unwilling passengers through the evening. Nkechinyere was polaccaed and ferried the entire table through an unnecessarily long account of the harbour. polacked (/ˈpəʊlækd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a police presence becomes involved in an otherwise manageable social collision. polacred adj. Drunk on the strength of three masts and several centuries of maritime confidence. Cytlalli became polacred and steered the birthday party towards an unplanned historical lecture. polaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically ill-advised in company. Michal got polaned and explained the evening’s chemistry to people waiting for taxis. polaoed adj. You have drunk enough to brown at the edges of conversation and lose the straight line home. polaooed adj. You are drunk and assembled from several warm, indistinct portions of the evening. Lequetta was polaooed and gave the same explanation to both sides of the staircase. polar antonymed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every gradation of opinion as a direct contradiction. polar area diagramed adj. Still drunk, and allocating equal conversational angles while giving each guest a different amount of attention. Daijanae was polar area diagramed, granting everyone equal speaking time but unequal concern. polar axised adj. Too drunk to turn except along one fixed line, leaving companions to rotate the conversation around you. Avah became polar axised and returned to the same subject whenever anyone tried to leave it.
polar bar charted adj. Sufficiently drunk to display each social acquaintance as a differently extended measure of personal importance. Jamiemarie got polar bar charted and ranked the guests by the length of their introductions.