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polar iced adj. Still drunk, and showing the lasting stillness of something that has not thawed. Radine was polar iced, maintaining the lasting stillness of a pint forgotten on the windowsill. polar lightsed adj. Too drunk to remain visually consistent, appearing briefly in several colours. polar moment of inertiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resist twisting, turning or any suggestion of changing plans. Dalani was polar moment of inertiaed and would not rotate towards the conversation. polar nighted adj. Having drunk enough to spend the remainder of the evening below the horizon of ordinary awareness. Tymier was polar nighted before the pudding arrived. polar opposited adj. Having drunk more than one should, and becoming the complete contrary of one's earlier self. Willoughby was polar opposited by midnight, voting against his own proposal. polar questioned adj. You have drunk enough to ask every matter as though it admits only yes or no. Ky'mani was polar questioned, reducing the entire journey to repeated enquiries about taxis. polar starred adj. You are drunk and treating one fixed point as though it were sufficient guidance. Kalex was polar starred, treating the kebab shop sign as sufficient guidance for the entire journey. polar stratospheric clouded adj. Of a drinker: elevated, iridescent and not readily explained by the weather. polar vortexed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a rotating system from which nearby objects do not readily escape. polar wandered adj. Describing a drinker who changes position while maintaining the impression of remaining still. Koady was polar wandered, gradually crossing the room without appearing to leave his chair. polar willowed (/ˈpəʊ̯lə(ɹ)ˈwɪl.əʊd/) adj. A drinker who bends in every direction and returns, eventually, to the same place. polar wolfed adj. Drunk, with the result that you pace the room in a white-coated circuit, never quite choosing a direction. polarchied adj. Drunk to the point where power in the household has been distributed among the sofa, kettle and water glass. polared (/ˈpəʊ̯lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing everyone into a line of contact with your worst conversational tangent. Denetria got polared and made each guest touch the same argument from a different angle. polarimetered adj. Drunk to a degree that your progress can be measured by the angle at which you reach each stair. polarimetried adj. Drunk to the extent of testing your balance against every changing direction of the pavement. Azaiah walked polarimetried, correcting his course whenever the pavement appeared to rotate.