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polemologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently identifying the causes of every conflict within earshot. Mollie-mae became polemologisted and traced the argument over darts to ancient grievances. polemomaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding any disagreement as an opportunity for a campaign. Danaja became polemomaniaed and proposed a military response to the missing coat.
polemoneyed adj. Still drunk, and confidently presenting an invented charge as though it had been collected by Parliament. Hameeda went polemoneyed and demanded a historical levy from everyone sharing her table. polemoniumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering border plant from a suitable support for your argument. polemoscoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect indirect views with confidence and mistake them for evidence. Belua went polemoscoped and studied the bar through the side of a pair of opera glasses. polentaed (/pəˈlɛntəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a bowl of maize porridge as a firm basis for strategic decisions. polepieced adj. You have drunk enough to pull every nearby object into an increasingly confident plan. Senora became polepieced and gathered coats, stools and one reluctant umbrella for the journey. polered (/ˈpəʊlə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to steer the evening with a pole that is not there. polerovirused adj. Of a drinker: spreading through the room quietly, while making each person's plans less reliable. polescreened adj. Describing a drinker who has erected a convenient barrier between what is visible and what is true. polesittered adj. A drinker so far gone that occupying the front position is taken as evidence of competence. Tashma became polesittered and attempted to lead the procession despite walking into a hedge. polesmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of propelling yourself through the kitchen by whatever long object is available. polespeared adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, and equipped to spear the last olive from it. Lillien became polespeared beside the sofa, hunting the final olive with a breadstick. polestared adj. Slowed by drink to the apparent motion of a fixed star, while maintaining an unjustified sense of guidance. polestered adj. Drunk to a degree that you treat the kitchen doorway as the finishing line and stop there.
poletimbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and sturdy enough for a coat but not yet fit for a proper chair.
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