D
R
UN
K
ONYM
police burghed
police lined
P - Page 1473
police burghed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a small Scottish authority, improving the kitchen by proclamation and complaint.
police captained
adj.
Loosened by drink into a senior domestic authority, responsible for the entire sofa district.
police carred
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish the marked motor from the pub's delivery van.
police chiefed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to assume command of the snug and issue orders nobody requested.
police clearance certificated
adj.
Having drunk enough to require written evidence before allowing anyone near the last packet of crisps.
police commissionered
adj.
Having drunk more than a senior officer would admit before taking charge of the barmaid's bell.
police constabled
adj.
You have drunk enough to investigate the missing pork scratching as though it were a serious offence.
Ridlee went
police constabled
over a missing pork scratching and questioned the whole snug.
police courted
adj.
You are drunk and bringing every minor disagreement before the nearest imaginary bench.
police departmented
adj.
Of a drinker who has divided the pub into districts and appointed a constable for each.
Aahan became
police departmented
and assigned the snug to himself.
police detectived
adj.
Describing a drinker who reconstructs the evening from receipts, crumbs and one missing glove.
Ceionna got
police detectived
and examined the bar mat for clues.
police dogged
adj.
A drinker who follows the scent of spilled lager wherever it leads.
Samirrah went
police dogged
and tracked lager from the tap to the lavatory door.
police escorted
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the walk to the taxi requires a formal accompanying party.
police forced
adj.
The state of being drunk and constituting your own constabulary, complete with firm opinions on queueing.
police juried
adj.
The condition of a drinker who convenes a panel to decide whether another round is lawful.
police lieutenanted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who commands the bar's lower ranks while pretending this is temporary.
police lined
adj.
Reduced by drink to respecting an invisible boundary, particularly around someone else's pint.
Tala became
police lined
and would not cross the imaginary tape round her cider.
< Prev
Next >
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
P
P'
P-
P0
P1
P2
P3
P4
P5
P6
P9
Pa
Pb
Pc
Pd
Pe
Pf
Pg
Ph
Pi
Pj
Pk
Pl
Pm
Pn
Po
Pp
Pq
Pr
Ps
Pt
Pu
Pv
Pw
Px
Py
Pz