polish removered
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polish removered adj. You are drunk and dissolving the distinction between the floor, the wall, and the route home. polishabilitied adj. Of a drinker: capable of being made presentable, though the necessary surface is still moving.
polished (/ˈpɒl.ɪʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make every surface seem improved by contact, including the staircase and your forehead. polished riced adj. Of a drinker who has been stripped of outer layers and left white, soft, and poorly coordinated. Jolieann was polished riced on the stairs, reduced to a pale centre and a wavering outline. polishednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a smooth surface while the machinery underneath remains decidedly unfinished. polishered adj. A drinker who makes every available surface smoother, shinier, and slightly more alarming to navigate. Jacyeon became polishered and buffed the banister with one unsteady sleeve. polishing slated adj. The state of being drunk and using mineral determination to abrade a safe passage across the stairs. polishinged adj. A drinker so far gone that standing upright has become a laborious finishing process. Gariella was polishinged on the stairs, repeatedly refining the same step from below. polishmented adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly improves the same object while failing to approach it correctly. polishured adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved a smooth, refined manner and an entirely unrefined method of descending. polismanned adj. Reduced by drink to directing traffic on the stairs despite having no reliable route of one's own. Dodi became polismanned and instructed everyone else to use the staircase carefully. polissoired adj. Softened by drink into a groove worn slowly across the room, with the stairs providing the principal resistance. polissonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, mischievous figure whose judgement ends at the top of the stairs. polistined adj. Loosened by drink into a many-legged climber, each limb volunteering for a different stair. Velarie was polistined, with each limb attempting a different stair. politainered adj. Drunk by closing time, and entertaining the public while making promises no committee requested.
politarched adj. Emboldened by drink to rule the staircase, issue firm decrees, and ignore its repeated objections. Kareli became politarched and ordered the stairs to remain where they were.