politicalismed
politicismed

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politicalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning-after queue for coffee as a platform for reform. Blanton arrived politicalismed and proposed abolishing all meetings before ten. politicalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where making the hangover political requires several pauses. Dorrion was politicalizationed over breakfast, pausing repeatedly before blaming the coalition for his headache.
politicalizered adj. Drunk and turning every domestic inconvenience into a matter for public debate. politically correctnessed adj. Drunk to the point where even the morning-after biscuit is described with elaborate caution. Sariyah became politically correctnessed and apologised before referring to the stale croissant. politicalnessed adj. Drunk enough to find public significance in the private arrangement of the breakfast table. Rontavious woke politicalnessed and assigned ideological positions to the mugs. politicalspeaked adj. Drunk past the point of saying plainly that the head hurts, and into announcing a challenging morning. Johnika woke politicalspeaked and called the empty water jug an issue requiring further engagement. politicastered adj. Drunk beyond the dignity required to conceal that the morning's principal policy is lying down. Charvi woke politicastered and made a minor promise about purchasing more coffee. politicesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every apology sound like a statement from the press office. politicianed (/ˌpɒlɪˈtɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a missing sock worth addressing as an elected responsibility. Callium woke politicianed and accepted questions about the unexplained bowl in the hallway. politicianesed adj. Drunk on the strength of phrases which conceal that breakfast has not yet been attempted. Keetan woke politicianesed and called his unopened porridge a matter under consideration. politicianessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting the morning-after briefing from the edge of the bed. politicianshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving a term of office that continues into the morning. Emmabeth remained politicianshipped over coffee, issuing instructions about the curtains. politicianspeaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in official phrases long after the sensible words have gone. politicided adj. Still drunk, and having ended your own authority before the first glass of water. politicisationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a private hangover into a public matter of urgent importance.
politicismed adj. Too drunk to answer a simple question without turning it into a recorded public statement.