politied
politricksed

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politied (/ˈpɒl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to govern the household from beneath a blanket. politiqued (/ˈpɒlətɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to trade any principle for the better seat.
politiqueraed adj. Still drunk, and distributing persuasive leaflets to people who have already voted for breakfast. Isiaih was politiqueraed, handing out appeals for a candidate beside the taxi rank. politisationed adj. Too drunk to leave any private preference private, turning the choice of kebab into a public cause. Rayva became politisationed and mobilised the queue behind a preferred sauce. politispeaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace plain answers with phrases that sound reassuring and mean nothing. Nasasha got politispeaked and described losing her keys as a transitional difficulty. politisted adj. Having drunk enough to exert political influence without holding office, usually over the next round. Donja became politisted and persuaded the table to abandon its sensible departure time. polititianed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the morning-after household with obsolete confidence and no mandate. Damonee awoke polititianed and appointed the cat to oversee the toast. politizationed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to turn a disagreement about puddings into an organised movement. Izel got politizationed and appointed spokespeople for the anti-custard faction. politocracied adj. You have drunk enough to let the table choose your destination, then campaign against its decision. Qalid became politocracied and accepted the vote before disputing its legitimacy. politologied adj. Of a drinker: inclined to explain every raised voice as a feature of the system. Onesti became politologied and interpreted the bar queue as a constitutional arrangement. politologisted adj. You are drunk and analysing the room's alliances instead of noticing your coat is on backwards. politonymed adj. Of a drinker who has assigned everyone a political title, including the person clearing glasses. Zayvin got politonymed and addressed the barman as an opposition leader. politotdelled adj. Describing a drinker who has established an internal department for supervising the evening. politrickeried adj. A drinker who promises to fetch the next round while quietly changing the subject. politrickinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed plan is presented as a tactical success.
politricksed adj. The state of being drunk and using elaborate manoeuvres to avoid admitting you need a taxi. Alliya went politricksed and negotiated three exits without approaching any of them.