politrickstered
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politrickstered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a confident promise and already forgotten its terms. Demetra became politrickstered and guaranteed a lift from someone who had left hours earlier. politruked adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen lecture about where everyone is putting the plates. Relynn became politruked beside the sink, assigning ideological importance to each drying tea towel.
politured (/ˈpɒlit͡ʃʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and polishing the same tumbler long after it has become clean. politzerizationed adj. Still drunk, and inflating the middle ear by swallowing air in the belief that this improves hearing. Jerykah went politzerizationed and swallowed repeatedly whenever the barman spoke. poliwaged adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is treated as a small creature requiring supervision. Jerme was poliwaged and tried to shepherd the table's separate conversations into one. poljed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled in a flat-bottomed hollow between the sofa and the coffee table. Royalti ended the evening poljed, motionless in the depression between two cushions. polka dotted (/ˈpɒl.kə ˌdɒtd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the kitchen pattern regular, leaving round drops wherever the glass has been. Ebbe was polka dotted across the worktop, with water marking a careful trail to the sofa. polka jacketed adj. Having drunk more than the evening required and retreated into a close-fitting knitted layer. Johansen became polka jacketed on the sofa, refusing to remove the cardigan or answer questions. polka-dot planted adj. You have drunk enough to remain rooted beside the houseplant, surrounded by spotted leaves and water. Tarteel sat polka-dot planted beside the houseplant, surrounded by spotted leaves and untouched water. polka-dot wasp mothed adj. You are drunk and presenting a harmlessly threatening appearance while circling the kitchen light. polka-dotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to decorate the table with evenly spaced rings from successive glasses. Dabriel became polka-dotted, arranging damp circular marks across the tablecloth. polka-mazurkaed adj. Of a drinker: moving round the sofa with the wrong steps, but considerable conviction. polkabillied adj. Of a drinker who has combined cheerful kitchen dancing with the impact of a minor rock concert. polkadoted adj. Having drunk enough to leave the sofa patterned with round impressions from every tumbler. Jayshon was polkadoted on the sofa, each abandoned glass recording its own small circle. polkaed (/ˈpɒl.kəd/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting a lively step between the sofa and the washing-up.
polkamaniaed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an enthusiasm for dancing between the sink and the fridge. Davidalexander became polkamaniaed and invited the kettle to join him by the cooker.