pollenationed
pollicitationed

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pollenationed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation transfers the same stale idea to a new listener. pollencied adj. Drunk to the point where personal authority has returned, chiefly over the choice of jukebox song.
pollened (/ˈpɒlənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become fine, granular, and distributed throughout the conversation. Keyajah was pollened by the third round, settling lightly over every subject at the table. polleninned adj. Drunk enough to contain a mysterious active substance, released whenever somebody mentions going home. pollenisered adj. Drunk beyond supplying conversation, having become the pub's unofficial source of fresh suggestions. pollenizationed adj. Drunk past the point of merely spreading conversation, and now actively fertilising every topic in reach. pollenizered adj. Drunk in a way that provides the surrounding conversation with fresh material and little restraint. Tonatiuh was pollenizered, giving every nearby table a new subject before the old one had settled. pollenosised adj. Loosened by drink into sneezing theatrically whenever anyone mentions grass, gardens, or the countryside. polleraed adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially overdressed for the walk to the kebab shop. pollercoastered adj. The condition of a drinker who rises from confidence to despair whenever the barmaid changes the scoreboard. pollered adj. A drinker so far gone that every tall object appears to require immediate lopping. Mekaela became pollered and attempted to prune the umbrella stand. pollexed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a single opposable digit. pollicied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns obsolete principles into instructions for everyone still present. pollicipedided adj. Reduced by drink to a barnacle-like attachment beneath the nearest table. pollicisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the index finger as an honorary thumb. Zayuri became pollicisationed and opened every jar with the wrong finger.
pollicitationed adj. Softened by drink into promising anything, provided nobody requests delivery before breakfast.