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PERMANOVA'd adj. Drunk in a way that finds significant variation between every group at the table, especially the breadsticks. Yaquelyn got PERMANOVA'd and divided the party into statistically distinct seating arrangements. PERSTAT'd adj. Of a drinker who has issued a status report declaring himself fit for decisions that remain conspicuously pending. Ostap was PERSTAT'd and reported himself fully operational before ordering another round. PERT charted adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the evening as dependent tasks, none of which can now begin. Iralyn became PERT charted and assigned the kebab, taxi, and lost wallet in strict sequence. PERT'd adj. Describing a drinker who evaluates the route to the sofa in several increasingly optimistic stages. Yayeko was PERT'd, reviewing the distance to the sofa before attempting it. PERV'd adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding the kitchen fridge unexpectedly retroviral. Jenni got PERV'd and explained the fridge's biology to the sofa. PES'd adj. Having drunk enough to become tough and stable at high temperatures, particularly beside the kitchen fryer. Valine was PES'd and remained composed while debating the fryer with the chef. PESA'd adj. Of a drinker who has scanned the entire room electronically in spirit, without physically turning the head. Darcie-leigh was PESA'd, surveying the bar with a fixed gaze and impressive coverage. PESE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and experiencing a marked worsening of every small domestic effort. Jelene was PESE'd by the kettle, which had become an ambitious evening project. PET'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to leave bottles, fabric, and companions everywhere. Carmell was PET'd and gathered empty bottles around herself like household objects. PETE'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every discarded bottle as evidence of a friendship requiring discussion. Ilianny remained PETE'd, collecting bottles and explaining who had emptied each one. PETG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every gathering transparent, durable, and faintly bonded to the next. Gwenivere was PETG'd and could see through the excuse while remaining attached to the party. PETN reductased adj. You are drunk and removing nitrite from every plan, leaving only the explosive remainder. Kieran went PETN reductased and turned a quiet supper into a hazardous sequence of proposals. PETN'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats last orders as a negotiable arrangement. Brichelle became PETN'd and negotiated warmly with the landlord after the lights came on. PETased adj. Of a drinker: breaking down the evening's plastic certainties into smaller, more manageable fragments. Jesara was PETased, reducing the disposable cup to fragments while discussing enzymatic efficiency. PEV'd adj. Drunk and running on stored enthusiasm, with no immediate prospect of reaching a sensible destination. Anindita left PEV'd and crossed town on confidence after the last train had gone. PEW'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing one small pale witness from another, and questioning both at length. Jameila was PEW'd and interrogated the landlord's white mouse about the missing crisps.