polyamided
polyamouried

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polyamided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes repeated assurances seem structurally stronger than they are. polyamidoamined adj. Drunk on the strength of a branching argument whose outermost points have lost contact with its centre.
polyaminased adj. Drunk since last orders, and catalysing several confident decisions without appearing to participate in them. polyaminationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding another persuasive reason to every unsuitable proposal. Qualik became polyaminationed and strengthened the case for driving to the next pub. polyamine oxidased adj. Still drunk, and converting every robust intention into a smaller, less useful one. Shanterra was polyamine oxidased, reducing a firm refusal to a hesitant possibility. polyamined adj. Drunk by closing time, and decomposing one sensible plan into several energetic errors. polyaminoacided adj. Too drunk to vary the subject, but still confident that one point explains everything. Gevorg got polyaminoacided and returned to the same argument throughout dinner. polyaminopolycarboxylated adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose detail into an elaborate plan nobody authorised. Matty got polyaminopolycarboxylated and attached every minor task to his proposed solution. polyaminopolycarboxylic acided adj. Having drunk enough to seize every available person, object, and obligation into one complex arrangement. polyaminosaccharided adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and building a long sweet chain of increasingly doubtful decisions. polyammoniumed adj. You have drunk enough to become thoroughly protonated, positive about everything, and difficult to redirect. Shaynee was polyammoniumed, thoroughly positive about everything and difficult to redirect. polyamoried (/[ˌpɒlɪˈæməɹi]d/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently consents to several mutually incompatible arrangements. polyamoristed adj. You are drunk and appointing several competing plans to the position of the only sensible one. polyamorousnessed adj. Of a drinker: distributing equal confidence among several incompatible intentions. polyamorphismed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several indistinct forms of the same bad idea.
polyamouried adj. A drinker who distributes one evening among several plans, with consent presumed rather freely.