polyanionicitied
polyarginined

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polyanionicitied adj. A drinker who has acquired several negative charges, all directed at the glass of water for being too far away. Ahmoni grew polyanionicitied and held the sofa responsible for the water's distance. polyanthaed adj. The state of being drunk and flowering across the sofa in several small, brightly coloured collapses.
polyantheaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into an anthology of quotations, mostly while looking for water. polyanthed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen resembles a many-flowered arrangement of cups, plates and spoons. polyanthracened adj. The drunkenness of one who has polymerised into a dark, durable presence on the sofa. polyanthropied adj. Reduced by drink to a household in miniature, with several imaginary spouses sharing the sofa. polyanthused adj. Softened by drink into a many-coloured primula of blankets, cushions and misplaced household confidence. polyantibodied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who binds every household object to a different grievance. Ponda was polyantibodied and attached separate complaints to the kettle, sink and sofa. polyaramided adj. Loosened by drink into something unexpectedly strong, though still unable to rise from the sofa. polyarched (/ˌpɒlˈjɑːkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint several household rulers, each with authority over one cushion or appliance. polyarchied adj. You have drunk enough to appoint a committee for choosing the next round, with no final authority. Tishia got polyarchied and referred the question of crisps to the whole snug. polyarchismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household governed by several committees and no decisions. polyarchisted adj. Drunk and arguing that the kitchen should be governed by several equal authorities, including the toaster. Arapeta became polyarchisted and demanded a coalition between the kettle and the sofa. polyared adj. You are drunk and have trimmed every square of the bar mat by half, yet kept the pieces joined. polyarened adj. Still drunk, and carrying several fused conversations whose aromatic residues trouble everyone nearby.
polyarginined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a long, repeating chain of pub arguments, each residue indistinguishable from the last.