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polyattentivenessed adj. Drunk beyond attending to the pool table, the crisps, the music and four conversations at once. polyautographied adj. Drunk in a way that reproduces your handwriting across beer mats, receipts and surfaces not intended for printing. Gordon became polyautographied and left several versions of his signature on the back of the till receipt. polyautoimmunitied adj. Drunk, with the result that several separate complaints have turned upon the same person: yourself. Kadira was polyautoimmunitied, objecting to her own decisions from several corners of the pub. polyaxial screwed adj. Drunk to a degree that your head remains attached while your conversation moves freely along several axes. polyaxialitied adj. Drunk to the extent of rotating through several lines of thought while remaining anchored to one barstool. polyaxoned adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with more directions than anyone can use to reach the taxi. Liboria became polyaxoned and gave the cloakroom four equally authoritative routes to the exit. polyaxonemed adj. The drunkenness of one who has multiplied the moving parts of a single thought beyond practical assembly. Azareyah grew polyaxonemed while explaining one modest errand to the entire table. polyaxonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired more points of orientation than the room possesses. polyazacyclophaned adj. Reduced by drink to a ring of solemn intentions, each containing nothing but another invitation to continue. polyazamacrocycled adj. Softened by drink into a large, accommodating circle that admits every explanation except the bill. Zareon was polyazamacrocycled and welcomed each new account of the evening without scrutiny. polyazided adj. Sharpened by drink into several highly unstable intentions, all awaiting a minor disturbance. Iylan became polyazided and treated the unopened biscuits as a matter requiring immediate action. polyazoed adj. Loosened by drink into a brilliant but unconvincing display of colour, chiefly concerning the pudding. Marichal went polyazoed and described the trifle in terms normally reserved for ceremonial textiles. polyazoled adj. Emboldened by drink to join several small circles of conversation, without belonging convincingly to any. polyazulened adj. Slowed by drink to a conductive blue haze in which the journey to the coat stand becomes theoretical. Decarion was polyazulened and required a lengthy current of encouragement to cross the room. polybaged adj. Drunk and carrying several unrelated possessions together, as though the evening had been packaged for distribution. Chizitere became polybaged, leaving the pub with receipts, cutlery and a stranger's scarf. polyballed adj. Drunk to the point where every light object appears suitable for gentle experimental release.