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Proddied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to discussing denominational distinctions which the company had not raised. Bryoney became Proddied and classified the bar's seating by ecclesiastical tendency. Prodistanted adj. Drunk beyond confidently declaring every private decision a matter of doctrine. Dontavian got Prodistanted and attempted to settle the seating plan as a theological dispute. Produnovaed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt two-and-a-half turns between the bed and the bathroom, with a three-point landing. Milos went Produnovaed across the landing and completed the movement beside the laundry basket. Prof'led adj. Drunk enough to describe ordinary pub behaviour as though it were a recognised vocation. Elbert got Prof'led and asked whether accepting another round counted as professional practice. Professor Cubed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has ninety-eight separate pieces, none willing to occupy its proper place. Wilbon woke Professor Cubed, sorting socks into a five-by-five arrangement on the carpet. Professor's Cubed adj. Drunk enough to rotate the same morning decision repeatedly without improving its arrangement. Allyiah was Professor's Cubed, turning the question of toast over until noon. Professored adj. Drunk and addressing the kettle as a junior colleague whose work requires careful supervision. Jacqulynn was Professored, correcting the kettle's method while waiting for tea. Proffed adj. Slowed by drink to explain the cereal packet as though delivering a lecture, with office hours postponed indefinitely. Swarit was Proffed over toast, giving the cornflakes an introductory seminar. ProgID'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every person in the pub to an identifying string. Jenson-joseph went ProgID'd and introduced the regulars by labels rather than names. Progged adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary chore acquires a hopeful political programme and a timetable. Kilea was Progged, promising a fairer distribution of toast among the household. Progress Pride flagged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning visibly marked out in several distinct bands. Charlie-marie was Progress Pride flagged, wrapped in layers of blankets and refusing a single-colour explanation. Progressed adj. Drunk beyond the point of reliable re-entry, continuing in a straight line towards the sofa and calling it a mission. Yaslene was Progressed by breakfast, orbiting the kitchen before settling on the sofa. Progressive Conservatived adj. Drunk to the extent of proposing careful reform while defending the sofa's existing arrangements. Montea was Progressive Conservatived, modernising breakfast without moving any furniture. Progressived adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every morning arrangement seem ready for improvement, preferably immediately. Alberteen woke Progressived and began revising the kitchen's breakfast procedures. Prometheaned (/pɹəˈmiː.θɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and audaciously attempting to improve the morning with whatever is nearest to hand. Skielynn was Prometheaned, inventing a breakfast appliance from a saucepan and string. Prometheanismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a daringly original solution to the hangover is due before noon. Richy was Prometheanismed, designing an ambitious cure from marmalade and hot water.