polygynied
polyhedrometried

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polygynied (/pəˈlɪd͡ʒ.ɪ.nid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of proposing a second marriage before remembering the first one is still current. polygynisted (/pəˈlɪd͡ʒɪnɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding several simultaneous attachments as perfectly manageable by breakfast. Casten woke polygynisted, defending the number of conversations still open on his phone.
polygyriaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several small convolutions of reasoning, each more confident than the last. Madelline went polygyriaed and drew a complicated route to the kebab shop on a receipt. polygyrided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving slowly round the room while claiming every surface is familiar. polyhaemiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a surplus of blood explains every decision. polyhalited adj. Drunk by closing time, and brick-red with the conviction that several unrelated minerals require sorting immediately. polyhaloalkaned adj. Still drunk, and replacing every sensible response with several increasingly reactive alternatives. Cashtin went polyhaloalkaned and substituted three different plans for simply calling a taxi. polyhalogenationed adj. Too drunk to leave any conversation unaltered, adding several unnecessary qualifications before it can proceed. Quinterrious became polyhalogenationed and modified the booking until nobody knew where dinner was. polyhandicapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire several simultaneous disadvantages and still insist the arrangement is strategic. polyharmonied adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now treating incompatible keys as a persuasive musical policy. Charrissa grew polyharmonied and conducted the chorus through two unrelated tonal centres. polyhed adj. You have drunk enough to remove half the edges from every plan while keeping it oddly connected. polyhedralitied adj. You are drunk and giving every decision several flat sides, none of which leads towards home. polyhedraned adj. Of a drinker: built from many rigid decisions, all joined into a structure no one can sensibly move. polyhedrinned adj. Of a drinker who has crystallised around one elaborate idea and will not let the evening dissolve it. Rico grew polyhedrinned and guarded his proposal to walk home through the industrial estate. polyhedroided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a many-faced solid, with each face offering a different destination.
polyhedrometried adj. A drinker who measures every possible corner of the room before choosing the least practical exit.