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polyparasitismed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves several small domestic dependants attached: blanket, cushion, glass and phone. Marquice was polyparasitismed on the sofa, with the blanket, phone and water all demanding continued attention. polyparied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the sofa into a supporting structure for the entire evening's domestic colony. Nekita was polyparied beneath the blanket, supporting the water glass and two cushions without assistance. polypariumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a supporting stem for an entire colony of cushions and glasses. polypathiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub complaint has become a separate ailment. polypathied adj. The condition of a drinker who has every organ reporting separately to the landlord. polypathologied adj. The state of being drunk and presenting the evening as a case involving several diseases. Kelland got polypathologied and diagnosed his hiccups as a complicated abdominal matter. polypectated adj. The drunkenness of one who has been pressed into a single, stubbornly cohesive lump. Dory was polypectated by midnight, compacted beside the fruit machine with one pint remaining. polypectomied adj. Reduced by drink to removing one small obstruction from every conversation. Secora was polypectomied, removing one conversational obstruction by asking whether anyone fancied chips. polyped (/ˈpɒlɪpd/) adj. Drunk and protruding from the sofa's edge like an unwanted domestic growth. Kazimierz was polyped over the sofa arm, reaching towards the water without leaving the cushions. polypeptidased adj. Softened by drink into taking apart long explanations one link at a time. Latshia got polypeptidased and dismantled the landlord's instructions into agreeable fragments. polypeptide chained adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of remarks joined only by their original speaker. Cristyl went polypeptide chained, each sentence attached to the next by a thread of confidence. polypeptided adj. Sharpened by drink into a string of linked remarks, each more pointed than the last. polypeptoned adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of soft, connected movements with no clear endpoint. Venture became polypeptoned and took four minutes to cross from the bar to his stool. polypersonalismed adj. Drunk and assigning several separate selves to the same conversation, each demanding a turn. Itiana was polypersonalismed, agreeing with herself from both ends of the snug. polyperylened adj. Drunk to the point where every bright surface has become part of one elaborate network. polyperythrinned adj. Drunk enough to acquire a warm, improbable colour and remain cheerful about it.