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Provelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has confidently processed a simple situation into something pale, uniform and difficult to identify. Paedyn got Provelled and turned a straightforward apology into a smooth, featureless speech. Provence rosed adj. Reduced by drink to an ornate, many-layered confidence that wilts when examined closely. Malikka got Provence rosed and presented a modest lift home as a grand arrangement of delicate parts. Proverbs womanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and patiently sorting the kitchen into things that need doing and things that can wait. Colleen got Proverbs womanned and reorganised the tea towels before anyone found the kettle. Provied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a position from which the household must be defended. Mckeena became Provied and held the remote like a matter of national importance. Provincetownered adj. Still drunk, and carrying the kitchen's last glass of water about as though it were a cultural landmark. Angelicamaria remained Provincetownered, giving the same tour of the fridge to three visitors. Provisionaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from the destination, and too determined to continue trying. Markus was Provisionaled before the washing-up began and slept beside the untouched tea. Provo all-starred adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can support, yet still attempting a triumphant snack. Jannette got Provo all-starred and made toast with the confidence of a restaurant brigade. Provoaned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the sofa as a permanent address and the glass of water as correspondence. Mikali was Provoaned by eleven, receiving the water glass with solemn gratitude. Provoed (/ˈpɹəʊ.vəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn fetching a glass of water into a prolonged domestic campaign. Debara went Provoed on the stairs and returned with a cushion instead of water. Proxered adj. You are drunk and receiving messages from the kitchen at a distance no ordinary household requires. Merlean was Proxered, shouting instructions to the kettle from the sofa. Proxima Centaurianed adj. Of a drinker: apparently resident in a remote system, with the sofa serving as the only known atmosphere. Linn became Proxima Centaurianed and communicated with the kitchen exclusively by gesture. Prozymited adj. Reduced by drink to distributing refreshments ceremonially, with bread where no one requested it. Jenissa became Prozymited and offered everyone a small portion of bread with their lager. Prussian blued adj. A drinker who has gone a striking shade of blue in the imagination and requires the sofa and a quiet glass. Abtin became Prussian blued after supper and regarded the water as a medicinal instrument. Prussian carped adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass of water is approached with the solemn mouth of a fish. Trevante got Prussian carped and took small, deliberate sips from the tumbler. Prussian collared adj. The state of being drunk and wearing the sofa cushion around the neck as though it were formal attire. Ilianna became Prussian collared and refused to remove the cushion for tea. Prussian greened adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the quiet complexion of a neglected kitchen sponge. Montravion was Prussian greened, lying still while someone brought him water.