polyspored
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polyspored adj. Drunk enough to distribute a dozen small opinions across the table and defend each briefly. Jimesha became polyspored and scattered views on football, gravy and bus timetables. polysporied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate thoughts apart; they travel in a single little cluster.
polysquarained adj. Drunk beyond the point where a bright, rigid idea can pass for a practical one. Shady got polysquarained and proposed powering the fruit machine with the pub's spare batteries. polysquared adj. Drunk in a way that joins equal little lengths at right angles, usually across the route to the lavatory. polystabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that several competing balances are maintained, none of them for long. Maevry became polystabilitied and kept three glasses upright through sheer administrative effort. polystannaned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the evening an unprecedented metallic backbone. Rudhvi went polystannaned and conducted the last round with an unfamiliar structural confidence. polystated adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising several separate governments within the same pub. polystearated adj. Drunk on the strength of many rich mouthfuls, each carrying its own oily conviction. Lucah became polystearated after the pie and gravy, and ordered pudding as a precaution. polysteled adj. Drunk since last orders, and equipped with several internal routes leading nowhere useful. Bry was polysteled, taking different corridors of thought towards the same closed door. polystelied adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining several separate lines of thought with visible difficulty. polysticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled from straight sections joined at right angles. polystilbened adj. Still drunk, and polymerised into a long, glossy chain of remarks that refuses to terminate. Brenten remained polystilbened, extending one observation through the entire taxi queue. polystoechotided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a giant lacewing from the coat brushing your shoulder. polystomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address several people at once, using a separate mouth for each reply. polystoned adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a convincing stone-like exterior and remain beside the bar.
polystyled adj. Slowed by drink to proceed through the room like a grand colonnade, stopping at every chair.