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polyvalined adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled a lengthy, repetitive chain from the same modest conversational unit. Salvotore was polyvalined, repeating one observation until it acquired apparent authority. polyvanadated adj. A drinker who has polymerised several ordinary observations into one compound assertion of unnecessary authority. Akasia was polyvanadated, combining minor details into a grand but unstable conclusion. polyversitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become simultaneously lecture hall, workshop, and university, without improving the instruction. Chibuzor was polyversitied and offered tutorials beside the fruit machine. polyvictimizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning seems to have victimised you along several separate axes. polyvidoned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming water-soluble in theory, and adhesive to every breakfast surface in practice. Kynsley was polyvidoned, stuck to the kitchen table until someone brought tea. polyvinyl acetated adj. Drunk by the third round, and rubbery enough by morning to cling to paper, wood and cloth. Onedia was polyvinyl acetated, leaving the bedroom in a slow, adhesive fold. polyvinyl alcoholed adj. Too drunk to remain separate from water, breakfast or the adhesive explanation offered for last night's envelope. polyvinyl chlorided adj. Having drunk enough to become thermoplastic: briefly flexible, then set in the breakfast chair. Lovis was polyvinyl chlorided, pliable on the stairs and rigid beside the toast. polyvinyl fluorided adj. You are drunk and chemically resistant to coffee, daylight and all reasonable attempts at recovery. polyvinyl pyrrolidoned adj. Of a drinker who has become soluble in water and adhesive to every explanation written before dawn. polyvinyl resinned adj. A drinker who has polymerised into a glossy household surface, retaining several impressions from the night. polyvinylchlorided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely accommodate, and set by morning into a rigid household fitting. Jernei was polyvinylchlorided, fixed beside the radiator with one shoe missing. polyvinyldifluorided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning cannot penetrate the hard, repeating structure of the hangover. Toriah was polyvinyldifluorided, impervious to daylight and arranged in repeating complaints. polyvinyled adj. Drunk on the strength of several successive rounds, and now polymerised to the first chair encountered. polyvinylenedifluorided adj. Sharpened by drink into a solvent-resistant account of the night, with every misplaced detail still intact. Chrishawna was polyvinylenedifluorided, precise about the missing shoe and resistant to correction. polyvinylidene chlorided adj. The drunkenness of one who has sealed the night's remains beneath a thin, clingy film of recollection.