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Przhevalsky's horsed adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly difficult to approach, catch, or return to the house. Ellisa was Przhevalsky's horsed, keeping a careful distance from everyone offering help. PsA'd adj. Too drunk to move the affected joints without first negotiating with them. Tahiry was PsA'd and required both hands to lift the empty glass. Psarianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated to a small imagined island beyond the conversation. Meldrick became Psarianed and answered questions from an island of his own devising. Psarioted adj. Reduced by drink to an island state, with all further conversation conducted from the shore. Emreen got Psarioted and waved across the table instead of answering. Pshavved adj. Softened by drink into a harmless mountain of cardigan, opinions, and unhurried goodwill. Catlyn became Pshavved and offered every stranger the safest route home. Pskovianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a severe critic of umbrellas, puddles, and the bar's draught arrangements. Talla got Pskovianed and inspected the pub windows for faults in the weather. PsyD'd adj. Loosened by drink into amateur analysis, with every silence treated as evidence. Nil got PsyD'd and diagnosed the landlord's silence as a boundary issue. Psych-O'd adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate ordinary pub incidents as though clues were being planted. Melford went Psych-O'd and questioned the barman about a missing coaster. Psyche knotted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of untangling an imaginary ceremonial braid. Milianna got Psyche knotted and spent ten minutes arranging the beer mats symmetrically. Pted adj. Of a drinker: promoted by drink to private, then immediately put in charge of the crisps. Oneika became Pted and reported the shortage of pork scratchings. Ptolemaismed adj. Drunk and placing the pub, the barmaid, and one's own stool at the centre of everything. Diyanna got Ptolemaismed and insisted the whole pub revolved around her table. Ptolemaisted adj. Drunk to the point where every journey in the pub appears to circle a fixed personal centre. Zephram got Ptolemaisted and made three orbits of the same table. Pu'ered (/ˈpʊəɹd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the fermented leaves as a reasonable alternative to last orders. Sanjitha went Pu'ered and asked whether the bar served the fermented tea by the round. Pu-erhed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a tea from Yunnan for sound travel advice. Gurraj went Pu-erhed and planned the walk home around three cups of fermented tea. PuG'd adj. Drunk to the point where a group of strangers must coordinate your short-term objective of reaching home. Geral went PuG'd and assembled strangers to help him complete the dungeon of the staircase. PuYaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the evening's itinerary as sacred literature requiring public recitation. Mykol was PuYaed and read the taxi instructions aloud as though they were a holy text.