pontiffed
pontlevised

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pontiffed (/ˈpɒntɪfd/) adj. You have drunk enough to confer solemn titles on everyone present, without possessing the authority to do so. pontificaled (/pɒnˈtɪfɪk(ə)ld/) adj. You are drunk and consulting an imaginary handbook before making each increasingly ceremonial decision.
pontificaliaed adj. Of a drinker: dressed for a minor ecclesiastical ceremony, despite having nowhere formal to be. pontificalitied adj. Of a drinker who has assumed papal authority over the evening and its administrative details. pontificated (/pɒnˈtɪf.ɪ.kətd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats a temporary pub decision as a term of office. Rhonald became pontificated and served three consecutive terms as keeper of the crisps. pontificatinged adj. A drinker who delivers elaborate judgements on matters settled several minutes ago. pontificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every preference arrives as a formal doctrine with supporting reasons. Shimeek became pontificationed and defended his choice of crisps as though addressing Parliament. pontificatored adj. The state of being drunk and appointing yourself the evening's principal authority. pontificed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats two chairs and a table as a bridge requiring careful engineering. pontificianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the pub's most senior authority without being asked. pontil marked adj. Reduced by drink to a ring-shaped scar where the evening joined you permanently to one glass. Kazandra was pontil marked and could no longer distinguish the glass from her hand. pontilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a conspicuous circular mark wherever support is removed. Agim became pontilled and abandoned a ring-shaped stain beside the till. pontinged adj. Sharpened by drink into holding one uncomfortable pose long after it ceased to serve a purpose. Magaby became pontinged and remained frozen beside the mantelpiece, pointing at nothing in particular. pontinned adj. Softened by drink into a condition where the body's maintenance systems defer to the evening. Jazlynne became pontinned and delegated every remaining decision to the nearest cushion. pontisted adj. Loosened by drink into an enthusiasm for inspecting every bridge-like arrangement in the building. Yerachmiel was pontisted and examined the gap between two tables before crossing it.
pontlevised adj. Emboldened by drink to lower yourself across a gap and expect the room to raise you again.