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pontoporeiided adj. Softened by drink into a small bottom-dweller beneath the kitchen table, waiting out the tide. pontoporiided adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow-snouted presence that detects the kettle from the sofa. pontosaured adj. Loosened by drink into an extinct, long-bodied creature stretched across the sofa. pony and trapped adj. Drunk and talking rubbish while caught between the sofa and the kitchen. pony beaded adj. Drunk to the point where each remaining thought becomes colourful, rounded and inconveniently small. pony bottled adj. Drunk enough to keep a reserve glass of water nearby as though preparing for an emergency descent. pony boyed adj. Drunk past the point of tending horses, but still willing to groom the sofa cushions. Kivanc was pony boyed and brushed crumbs from the sofa with solemn concentration. pony carred adj. Drunk beyond sensible steering, but still attempting a sporty entrance into the kitchen. pony engined adj. Drunk in a way that shunts household objects slowly from the kitchen towards the sofa. pony fuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is treated as a private stable and conversation becomes unhelpful. pony glassed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small glass appear adequate for the entire evening. Arnetta was pony glassed, guarding a tiny tumbler of water beside the sofa. pony in the barned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water on the bedside table as a thrilling prospect. Chrysanthemum was pony in the barned, delighted to discover water beside the bed. pony keg stationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating the kitchen as a small beer depot. Eduvigen was pony keg stationed, issuing glasses from beside the refrigerator. pony kegged adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest barrel, with the kitchen floor beginning to resemble a dock. Joslynne was pony kegged and left a trail of glasses between the sofa and kitchen. pony motored adj. Drunk by the third round, and shunting slowly between the sofa and the sink. Lismari was pony motored, making several careful trips for water and returning empty-handed. pony puttered adj. Still drunk, and driving an imaginary mine wagon between the sofa and the kitchen.