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pony shoed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a toasted sandwich as footwear. Dayasia got pony shoed and tried to order a sandwich with laces. pony tailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathering the remaining conversation behind you in one trailing strand. Kaliyan was pony tailed, gathering the remaining conversation into one trailing strand behind the bar. pony trucked adj. Loosened by drink into rolling sideways wherever the pub floor permits. So went pony trucked across the snug, collecting two stools on the way. pony walled adj. Emboldened by drink to address every low partition as a boundary dispute. Blyth got pony walled and attempted negotiations with the half-height divider. pony-trekkered (/ˈpəʊniˌtɹɛkəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small horse returning uphill from the pub. pony-trekkinged (/ˈpəʊniˌtɹɛkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and riding imaginary ponies across the furniture, with the bar as the finish. ponyarded adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning defending a narrow pain whose usefulness has expired. Tamarae was ponyarded, defending a narrow headache whose usefulness had plainly expired. ponybacked adj. Drunk to the point where any available back seems a reasonable saddle. Esekiel got ponybacked on the settle and asked for a bridle. ponyboyed adj. Drunk enough to adopt the bearing of a stable lad while carrying someone else's drinks. Crystyl got ponyboyed and led the queue towards the loos with great purpose. ponyfished adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the slipmouth has not arrived in the basket. ponyfooted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary footing, advancing in small green shoots towards the kebab shop. Schae went ponyfooted across the pavement, taking root beside the takeaway. ponygirled adj. Drunk in a way that turns a bar towel into tack and the landlord into a handler. Aukievah got ponygirled and accepted a bar towel as a bridle. ponykinded adj. Drunk, with the result that every small horse in conversation becomes a relative. Eleigha went ponykinded and asked whether the landlord had met her cousins. ponyplayed adj. Drunk to a degree that a hobby horse, properly addressed, becomes a drinking companion. Amareion got ponyplayed and fitted the bar stool with a makeshift bridle. ponyskinned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a furry coat for a sound argument about another round. ponysonaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented small-horse identity which now outranks the passport name.