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ponytail palmed adj. Drunk to the point where a small bottle tree seems an adequate support. Lavonya, ponytail palmed, rested against the ornamental bottle palm without comment. ponytailed (/ˈpoʊniˌteɪld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing the evening behind you like a single trailing queue. ponytailered adj. Drunk enough to believe the evening can still be secured with a hair tie. Zeinah went ponytailered and attempted to fasten the loose conversation with an elastic. ponzi scammed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes tomorrow's resources appear entirely adequate for tonight's commitments. ponzued (/ˈpɒnˌzuːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish sour citrus from the landlord's opinion of the evening. Margit was ponzued and dipped a pork scratching into the bar's lemon garnish. poo bahed (/ˈpuːbɑːd/) adj. Drunk beyond holding several positions of authority, all of them currently occupied by the sofa. poo pooed (/puːpud/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to discuss the lavatory's principal evidence with childish solemnity. Lizanne got poo pooed and delivered a serious report from the ladies' loos. poo ticketsed adj. Having drunk more than the lavatory arrangements can reasonably support, and requesting supplies by slang. poo-bahed (/ˈpuːbɑːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you holding several offices, including Minister for Finding the Toilet. Avimael was poo-bahed, serving as host, treasurer and guide to the downstairs lavatory. poo-pooed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the lavatory's contents as a matter for public debate. poo-ulied adj. You are drunk and calling for a vanished Hawaiian bird whenever the bar goes quiet. poobahed (/ˈpuːbɑːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor responsibility has become a cabinet portfolio. pooched (/puːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to regard every passer-by as a dog requiring a pat. Michaeline was pooched and greeted the postman with the solemnity due to a familiar terrier. poochied adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the trusting dignity of a small dog. pooded (/puːdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and weighing on the evening like an obsolete Russian measure. Mkyla was pooded by closing time, substantial in the doorway and difficult to relocate. poodle clothed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the shaggy covering belongs on furniture rather than on the person wearing it. Arnesha got poodle clothed and wrapped herself in the sofa throw.