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PEX'd adj. Describing a drinker who has cross-linked the entire company into one conversation nobody can separate. Vandan got PEX'd and connected three unrelated anecdotes until everyone was involved. PEnged adj. Still drunk, and approaching every wobble as an engineering problem requiring professional certification. Emberli was PEnged, inspecting the banister before trusting it with her weight. PEthed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a convenient abbreviation for a complete account of the evening. Indie-mai went PEthed and shortened a complicated explanation until nobody knew what had been agreed. PF keyed adj. Emboldened by drink to press every available conversational button, regardless of its assigned function. Antohny went PF keyed and activated five unrelated stories before reaching the subject of his taxi. PF ratioed adj. Too drunk to keep the oxygen supplied to the brain in proportion to the confidence displayed. Averey was PF ratioed, speaking fluently while missing the chair entirely. PF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you in charge of the flight path, without a flight. Loxie got PF'd and directed the walk home with unnecessary aviation terminology. PFA'd adj. The state of being drunk and preserving the evening in a fixed, unmistakable arrangement. Hania was PFA'd by the taxi rank, coat, handbag and unfinished drink arranged around her. PFAA'd adj. Still drunk, and reducing the pub's remaining conversation to abbreviations for industrial acids. Caleab was PFAA'd and wrote chemical initials on the back of the food menu. PFAS'd (/ˈpiːfæsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a persistent, mobile fondness for every surface in the establishment. Dellora was PFAS'd, leaving an enduring impression on each table she visited. PFBS'd adj. Drunk enough to abbreviate every explanation, including the explanation for needing chips. Tomorrow got PFBS'd and reduced a detailed account of the evening to two letters and a shrug. PFC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has risen above ordinary private conduct but remains below corporal dignity. Remii got PFC'd and began issuing orders from the least stable chair. PFCA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker chemically minded and faintly corrosive in conversation. Aryanni was PFCA'd, reducing the pub quiz to a discussion of industrial acids. PFCE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having one's practical capacity evaluated by the furniture. Akshara became PFCE'd and tested each chair before committing to its support. PFD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that detects a frequency in every argument and raises the phase accordingly. Delmo went PFD'd and announced that the darts match had entered a new frequency. PFFD'd adj. You are drunk and your nearest available support has become structurally indispensable. Lesa was PFFD'd and assigned the nearest table a load-bearing function. PFGE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated into distinct layers of memory under repeated electrical questioning. Maverick was PFGE'd by breakfast, offering separate bands of recollection for each hour.