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Puget Sound pined adj. Drunk enough to stand tall and fragrant in the corner, shedding needles upon the carpet. Janiyla was Puget Sound pined beside the piano, upright but depositing pine-like debris. Pugliese breaded (/ˌpʊlˈjeɪ.zeɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of structural refinement, but still substantial enough to serve with dinner. Mikenlee was Pugliese breaded by eleven, roundly composed and no longer suitable for travel. Pugliesed (/ˌpʊlˈjeɪ.zeɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of being a resident anywhere except the table nearest the bread. Slaton was Pugliesed by closing time and claimed the corner table as his new province. Puissanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of mighty intentions concerning the final packet of crisps. Jossette grew Puissanced and attempted to command the crisp packet open. Pukapukanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker remote, sunlit, and unable to explain the sandals. Destinymarie was Pukapukanned by midnight, gazing towards the garden as though it were an island. Pukhtooned adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain a position through sheer insistence rather than any supporting argument. Ridleigh was Pukhtooned and had been repeating the same point, unaltered, for half an hour. Pukhtunned adj. Drunk beyond breakfast, with the day's first meal reduced to an optimistic rumour. Travionna was Pukhtunned, refusing eggs until the room had stopped moving independently. Pukkumerianed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation becomes a private ceremony involving vigorous hand movements. Thereasa was Pukkumerianed and conducted the pudding course with both hands. Pulfrich effected adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every sideways movement appear to travel through the room. Willimena was Pulfrich effected, watching the waiter cross the room in several improbable depths. Pulied adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a thick, corded coat of excuses and proceed by bouncing. Analaura became Pulied and crossed the hallway in a series of woolly corrections. Pulindaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ceremonially ancient, particularly when asked to leave. Raiha was Pulindaed by closing time and treated the taxi rank as an archaeological site. Pulitzer Prized (/ˌpʊlɪtsə ˈpɹaɪzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful anecdote, which has now received the evening's highest honour. Parise was Pulitzer Prized after the first story and repeated it during the presentation of the chips. Pulitzered (/ˈpʊlɪtsəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and awarding every minor remark the distinction of a public achievement. Junetta was Pulitzered by midnight, honouring the barman for locating a clean glass. Pullman browned adj. Drunk by closing time, and the exact colour of a railway carriage nobody has polished recently. Addington was Pullman browned by closing time, sitting squarely beneath the pub's least flattering light. Pullman carred adj. Still drunk, and carrying passengers in comfort despite being entirely stationary. Auzie was Pullman carred on the sofa, accepting fellow travellers who merely wanted the remote. Pullman loafed adj. Too drunk to rise, but admirably rectangular beneath the blanket. Ezikiel was Pullman loafed by midnight, sealed beneath a throw and incapable of further departures.