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poop shooted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every staircase as a direct route to the floor. Jacquetta went poop shooted down the staircase, treating each step as optional. poop stooped adj. Emboldened by drink to use the nearest low seat as though it were a lavatory. Yasaira got poop stooped and inspected the pub's footstool before anyone could stop her.
poop watered adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of reclaimed water, and no quicker getting home. poopbaged adj. Drunk, with the result that all coordination has been gathered into one unreliable container. poopdecked adj. Drunk since last orders, and exposed on the highest available surface like a sailor without a ship. pooped (/puːpd/) adj. Drunk beyond useful coordination, and moving with the loose certainty of something recently deposited. pooper scoopered adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pavement, collecting every small brown mystery in a carrier bag. pooper-scoopered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing pet waste from belongings left beside the coats. Kaycey got pooper-scoopered and nearly carried off Andreanne's hat from the floor. poopered adj. Drunk to the point where every seat appears anatomically instructional. poopetratored adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mischief, and using the pub's loos as a medium of public expression. Kahanuola became poopetratored before last orders and left the landlord an elaborate message. poopheaded (/ˈpuːp.hɛdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sensible instruction sound personally objectionable. Brennden got poopheaded and disputed the barman's perfectly reasonable announcement of last orders. poophole loopholed adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering a technical exception to every instruction about going home. poopholed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every doorway seem designed around an absent rear entrance. poophoriaed (/puːˈfɔː.ɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private satisfaction that makes the lavatory seem the evening's finest destination. poophyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and flourishing only where the ground is suitably meadow-like.
poopied adj. Having drunk enough to make an affectionate pet name of every person encountered after midnight. Darlo got poopied and called the night porter darling while searching for the exit.
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