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poopinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a quality best managed with an early taxi. Atalaya got poopinessed by the third round and misplaced both coat and destination. pooping waved adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to wash over the stern of the journey home. poopinged (/ˈpuːpɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who meets the stern of the evening with a wave and takes the impact personally. pooploaded adj. Still drunk, and carrying a large amount of evening into the journey home. Turki remained pooploaded after last orders, with two coats and somebody else's umbrella. poopooed adj. You have drunk enough to announce the lavatory's least refined detail without lowering your voice. Faizan got poopooed and made a full announcement beside the fruit machine. poopsicled adj. Too drunk to distinguish frozen pavement deposits from items requiring collection. poopsied adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the coat-check attendant with unreasonable tenderness. Burel got poopsied and thanked the cloakroom attendant as though reunited with family. poopy suited adj. Having drunk more than a cold-water aircrew would sensibly tolerate, yet insisting on the exposed route home. Bridjette got poopy suited and rejected the warm taxi for a draughty walk beside the canal. poopyheaded (/ˈpuːp.iˌhɛdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the most practical suggestion is received as a childish insult. poopypantsed adj. You have drunk enough to soil your trousers and regard the matter as chiefly logistical. pooquawwed adj. You are drunk and hard-shelled, refusing to open up until the taxi has reached home. poor boxed adj. Of a drinker who has become a locked receptacle for small donations, especially after paying for the rounds. poor boyed adj. Drunk, with the result that supper is ordered lengthwise, overfilled, and addressed as though it required assistance. poor codded (/ˈpʊə(ɹ)ˈkɒdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, marine, and unexpectedly difficult to identify in poor light. Quetzy was poor codded by the harbour, moving in short uncertain passes beneath the conversation. poor dabbed (/ˌpʊə(ɹ)ˈdæbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting oneself as an object of pity with considerable administrative efficiency. poor devilled adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting oneself as though pity were both due and legally enforceable.