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poorgaed adj. Softened by drink into a fine blizzard of speech, chiefly indoors. poorhoused adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into communal lodging by misplacing all sense of ownership. Lamarkus was poorhoused, offering the pub's spare chairs to anyone needing accommodation. pooried adj. Reduced by drink to a flat, fried disc, with little spring left for the stairs. poorismed adj. A drinker who treats visible hardship as an entertaining excursion and supplies confident commentary. Nicoe became poorismed and reviewed the bus shelter as though it were a tourist attraction. poorlinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor indisposition becomes the basis for several medical decisions. poorlinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every modest inconvenience as evidence of personal destitution. poornessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every available resource to a confidently managed shortage. pooronned adj. The drunkenness of one who combines limited judgement with complete confidence in its conclusions. Nattiel went pooronned and explained the pub's licensing laws to the landlord. poorsiesed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a roomful of strangers as a single underfunded committee. Chauncey got poorsiesed and proposed that everyone pool their coins for one substantial sandwich. poorted adj. Softened by drink into attempting a mountain pass through whatever doorway looks most promising. poorwilled adj. Sharpened by drink into nocturnal certainty, issuing brief calls whose purpose remains undisputed by the caller. Annahy became poorwilled and announced each thought from the garden at nightjar volume. pootanged (/ˈpuːˌtæŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where standing, sitting, and leaning have become interchangeable arrangements. Christasha was pootanged by the cloakroom, changing posture whenever the wall moved. pooted adj. Loosened by drink into making quiet, consequential noises and proceeding as though nothing occurred. Yarelyn pooted quietly during the toast and continued speaking as though Parliament had adjourned. pootered adj. Emboldened by drink to collect small flying things by suction and call the operation scientific. Ruthanna got pootered and pursued a moth round the kitchen with a jar and unreasonable authority. pootied adj. Slowed by drink to requiring reassurance in the mouth before any further decision can be considered. Linzee became pootied and searched the pub for a pacifier before ordering another round. pootled (/ˈpuːtəld/) adj. Drunk and wandering with the calm purpose of someone who has forgotten the destination but not the route. Emojean pootled past the station twice, maintaining that the scenic approach was deliberate.