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pooveried adj. The state of being drunk and behaving with conspicuous theatricality, before quietly needing a taxi. pop arted adj. Drunk enough to mistake branded packaging and public signage for material requiring immediate artistic intervention. pop charted adj. Drunk past the point of ranking every song in the room and enforcing the results on listeners. Sadiyah got pop charted and placed the landlord's ringtone at number three for structural reasons. pop cultured adj. Drunk beyond recognising any distinction between popular taste and personal revelation. Dovetta became pop cultured and treated an advert's jingle as the evening's central philosophy. pop fastenered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sudden attachment feel secure until the first confident movement. Senetta got pop fastenered and joined two unrelated coats together for the journey home. pop feminismed adj. Drunk, with the result that optimism is mistaken for a complete strategy and announced as one. pop filtered adj. Drunk to a degree that every sharp utterance is softened, delayed, and confidently sent towards the microphone. Zaymir got pop filtered and addressed the karaoke microphone through a carefully improvised mesh. pop flied adj. Drunk to the extent of sending each decision high into the room, where someone else must eventually catch it. pop grouped adj. The state of being drunk and harmonising with the kettle, regardless of the key. pop gunned adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a sharp domestic report whenever the cork leaves the bottle. pop metalled adj. Reduced by drink to heavy riffs, catchy choruses, and a firm belief that the toaster needs an encore. pop musicianed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify a hook in the running tap. pop musicked adj. Softened by drink into broadly acceptable melodies, repeated often while locating the glass of water. pop out caked adj. Loosened by drink into a concealed domestic surprise, emerging from behind the sofa when least required. Rontasia went pop out caked and appeared from behind the sofa with the water jug. pop popped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grandfather from a kindly stranger in a flat cap. Britzel went pop popped and asked an unfamiliar pensioner whether he had done his homework. pop psyched adj. Drunk beyond offering homespun diagnoses to the kettle, the sofa, and anyone seeking water.