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Punicked (/ˈpjuːnɪkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience is treated as an ancient emergency requiring witnesses. Kjersten went Punicked when the crisps ran out, summoning Madajah to document the shortage. Punjabeed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a private opinion into a public address, with no provision for replies. Berenice went Punjabeed and delivered Anthuan a formal view of the restaurant’s lighting. Punjabied (/pʌnˈd͡ʒɑːbid/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely absorb, and making every gathering an unwilling audience. Maslin got Punjabied and addressed Jequarius on the subject of entrances for nearly half an hour. Punjabinessed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to make personal warmth a matter for everyone present. Denaro was Punjabinessed, insisting Holsten was family and rearranging the seating accordingly. Punjaubeed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself interpreter, host and final authority over a conversation. Avaclaire became Punjaubeed and translated Jamiann’s perfectly clear remarks into longer ones. Punjaubied adj. You are drunk and requiring the company to remain attentive while you pursue several unrelated points. Harris was Punjaubied, moving Tymarion from football to plumbing without allowing an answer. Punnett squared adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the room to likely outcomes, assigning each companion a probable next move. Zharyah went Punnett squared and predicted Cederick’s route home from the arrangement of the glasses. Puntarenianed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you facing south and expecting the weather to change. Melode spent an hour facing south by the exit, thoroughly Puntarenianed. Puntianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a distant land seem recently visited. Zaaron was Puntianed and spoke of the far shore with misplaced familiarity. Puntied adj. Drunk, with the result that every migration appears to have been a sensible career move. Roetta became Puntied and began planning a move across the harbour. Puntited adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an ancient place-name as a current address. Rabab was Puntited and gave the waiter an address in the ancient world. Puntlandered adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without making the surrounding area part of the journey. Yupheng became Puntlandered and attempted to include the taxi rank in his farewell. Pupperwared adj. Loosened by drink into a house-party demonstrator, selling canine merchandise to anyone within reach. Abdirahin became Pupperwared and demonstrated novelty dog bowls beside the dessert table. Purabiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a night out from a military engagement. Shawnti was Purabiaed and attempted to brief the taxi driver. Purasatied adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a confederation of opinions about it. Lesia was Purasatied and represented several views on leaving. Purbeck stoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and hard enough to be used for paving. Tonecia was Purbeck stoned and remained beside the bar like masonry.