porcelain bussed
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porcelain bussed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the lavatory seem like a vehicle requiring a safe route home. Dester got porcelain bussed and asked the bathroom to stop at the next junction. porcelain crabbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you resemble a crab while confidently denying any resemblance to one.
porcelain dolled adj. Drunk, with the result that every expression is fixed, delicate and wholly unsuited to the decision being made. Trenee grew porcelain dolled and agreed to host breakfast for twenty people without changing expression. porcelain godded (/ˈpɔːsəlɪn ˈɡɒdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the lavatory as a familiar deity and consulting it on immediate matters. porcelain goddessed (/ˈpɔːsəlɪn ˈɡɒdɛsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an immaculate, pale confidence that makes every delicate decision seem ordained. Dylan-james grew porcelain goddessed and appointed himself arbiter of the room's emotional arrangements. porcelain shelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the smooth, sealed certainty of a cowrie about to be mistaken for currency. Timiyah was porcelain shelled, gliding towards the stairs with sealed confidence. porcelain skinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become smooth enough to slide off the sofa, gently. Roane got porcelain skinned and glided from the sofa towards the kitchen for water. porcelainberried adj. Reduced by drink to clutching blue fruit from the fruit bowl as though it were a creeping vine. Deeqa became porcelainberried and searched the kitchen for berries beneath the dishcloth. porcelained (/ˈpɔːsəlɪnd/) adj. Drunk enough to appear delicate and expensive while making decisions with the durability of crockery. porcelainflowered adj. Softened by drink into opening delicately on the sofa, like a houseplant that has given up on standing. Starlette grew porcelainflowered beside the kettle and accepted the glass of water ceremonially. porcelainited adj. Sharpened by drink into making brittle, angular decisions about where the clean glasses belong. Sarndra got porcelainited and reorganised the kitchen shelf according to corners. porcelainizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has acquired the fragile finish of an expensive lavatory. porcelainwared adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household object as breakable crockery, including the sofa. porcelanited adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the hardened kitchen surface suitable for sleeping on. porcellanasterided adj. Drunk and spreading across the sofa in five directions, with no obvious route back to shore. Jessie-anne became porcellanasterided and occupied every cushion without moving her feet.
porcellanided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen is navigated sideways, with small deliberate movements.