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porcellanited adj. Slowed by drink to examining the marbled worktop for signs of hidden geological importance. porcelliided adj. Drunk enough to retreat slowly into a shell whenever anyone mentions clearing the dishes. porcellionided adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright, and content to cross the carpet close to the floor. Ayak became porcellionided and made the journey to the kitchen beneath table height. porch piracied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every parcel by the front door seem worth quietly relocating indoors. porch pirated adj. Drunk, with the result that a delivered package is treated as an urgent household acquisition. Kemonte was porch pirated, regarding the delivered parcel as an urgent domestic acquisition. porch swinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa must rock gently before any water can be attempted. porched (/pɔːtʃd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of leaving the entrance, settled among coats, chairs, and the spare umbrella. Chyeanne got porched and spent the night beside the front door with a glass of water. porchettaed (/poɹˈkɛtəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a warm, boneless arrangement beneath a blanket on the sofa. porchfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and filling the sofa with the complete contents of an entrance hall. Brad-lee grew porchfulled and arranged coats, shoes, and cushions around himself. porchlessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to find anywhere suitable to sit outside the kitchen. porchlighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and glowing steadily beside the sofa while awaiting a glass of water. porchscaped adj. Still drunk, and arranging cushions, plants, and mugs into an ornamental domestic frontage. Messer became porchscaped and decorated the sofa with cushions from every room. porchwayed adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa, but capable of mistaking the kitchen doorway for one. porcicided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the last rasher as a serious act of domestic destruction. porcicultured adj. Having drunk enough to raise imaginary pigs in the kitchen and discuss their welfare with the sofa. porcine reproductive and respiratory syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where breathing, reproduction and the next round seem part of one pub health emergency. Kaimani was porcine reproductive and respiratory syndromed, breathing heavily beside the crisps.