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porcine stress syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing pub pressure from heat, exercise, or an ill-advised dash for the last bus. porcinoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a bowl of mushrooms seem worth a solemn tasting menu. Sylvanna was porcinoed and discussed the earthy finish of the bar snacks. porcophiliaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pig seems admirable, particularly the one on the pub sign. Khaled was porcophiliaed and complimented the landlord's ceramic pig. porcophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a pork scratching appear an organised threat. Aixa was porcophobiaed and retreated from the bowl of pork scratchings. porcpisced adj. Having drunk more than enough to make an obsolete spelling seem the natural name for a porpoise. Lanequa became porcpisced and corrected the quiz answer to an archaic marine spelling. porcupetted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring gentle handling and a quiet corner near the coats. Frankie-louise was porcupetted, small, prickly and asleep beneath the cloakroom bench. porcupine fished adj. Drunk by the third round, and inflated against all attempts to settle the bill. Tusha was porcupine fished on the sofa, inflated against the suggestion of paying the bill. porcupine grassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving barbs in every conversation entered. Shilow was porcupine grassed, scattering sharp remarks across the snug. porcupine puffered adj. Still drunk, and swollen with confidence whenever anyone suggests the evening should finish. Januari was porcupine puffered and became larger in manner with every proposed taxi. porcupined (/ˈpɔː(ɹ)kjʊˌpaɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a defensive spread of limbs, opinions and unsolicited advice. Jean-francois was porcupined, occupying two stools with quills of conversation. porcupinefished adj. Too drunk to remain streamlined, and bobbing through the bar with unexpected spines. Theordore was porcupinefished, drifting between tables and alarming the quiet drinkers. pore spaced adj. Having drunk enough to leave conversational gaps everywhere, with each silence holding its own volume. Philomena was pore spaced, leaving sizeable gaps between observations about the crisps. pore stripped adj. Having drunk more than the skin can reasonably conceal, particularly beneath harsh pub lighting. Keaura was pore stripped beneath the bar's unforgiving lights. pore water pressured adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening so completely it is now held within, exerting pressure between every thought. pored (/pɔːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the smallest mark on a pint glass as though it contained evidence. porefielded adj. You are drunk and extruding small adhesive explanations wherever you stand.