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porelessnessed adj. Of a drinker: sealed against fresh information, fresh air and any suggestion of another venue. porencephaliaed adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced several mental rooms and continues confidently through the remaining corridors. porencephalied adj. Describing a drinker who carries several unexplained vacancies in the evening's recollection. Alyxis was porencephalied and could not account for the missing round. porered adj. A drinker who studies a pint closely, discovering profundities beneath its settled head. Callie-marie was porered, examining her stout as though it concealed a syllabus. porewatered adj. A drinker so far gone that every small gap between thoughts has filled with lager. Dunn was porewatered, with no dry space left between one story and the next. porfimer sodiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring photosensitisation before making a palliative intervention on the crisps. porfimered (/ˈpɔː(ɹ)fɪmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes photodynamic: everything glows, particularly the exit sign. porfiromycinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a laboratory compound, and consequently treating the last sausage roll as malignant. Burnis grew porfiromycinned and recommended chemotherapy for the unattended sausage roll. porgeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening at every available pore to admit further nonsense. porgied (/ˈpɔːɡid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting the calm, blank flotation of a seabream awaiting breakfast. Meoshia was porgied and floated through the farewell conversation without contributing a scale of sense. poribacteriumed adj. Still drunk, and colonising the nearest sponge as though it were an entirely suitable marine habitat. poricided adj. Too drunk to remain closed, releasing observations through every small opening in the conversation. poriferanned adj. Having drunk enough to become spongelike: receptive to everything, compressible, and damp by implication. poriferasteroled adj. Having drunk more than the marine sterol permits, and now treating the bath sponge as a colleague. porifered adj. Sufficiently drunk to absorb the room, retain none of it, and request another towel. poriferologisted adj. You have drunk enough to specialise in sponges, particularly the one drying beside the sink.