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porined adj. Of a drinker: fungal in aspect, quietly spreading across the furniture and difficult to remove. porinessed adj. Of a drinker who has become markedly porous, admitting drink, advice, and the draught from the window. Aesa was porinessed and accepted another round despite having forgotten the previous one. poringed adj. Describing a drinker who stares at the menu with scholarly devotion before ordering chips. Xabian was poringed over the menu, eventually selecting chips with ceremonial care. porinned adj. You are drunk and permitting every small molecule of conversation to diffuse straight through you. poriomaniaed adj. A drinker who wanders away impulsively, usually in pursuit of a lavatory or a better chair. Jorelys went poriomaniaed and was found inspecting the corridor's emergency exit. porioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the upper margin of the ear becomes the principal point of reference. porismed adj. The state of being drunk and capable of innumerable solutions, none involving standing up. porited adj. The condition of a drinker who resembles branching coral until someone asks him to move. Marq was porited beside the bar, branching into several conversations at once. poritided adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a reef around the snacks and will not be displaced. poritzed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing grand decrees over a small settlement consisting chiefly of the coffee table. Nylani was poritzed and governed the coffee table with an impressive lack of subjects. pork Wellingtonned adj. Loosened by drink into an elaborate parcel of confidence, pastry, and gravy at the bus stop. pork and beansed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a social occasion from breakfast, and to leave anyone else’s plate unexamined. Jo-annie got pork and beansed and asked whether the buffet had been laid for breakfast. pork barrelled (/ˈpɔːkˌbaɹəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute favours indiscriminately, provided the room keeps producing witnesses. Kieth was pork barrelled, promising every guest a job before losing the guest list. pork barrellinged adj. The state of being drunk and distributing favours to secure votes, beginning with whoever controls the crisps. Elga was pork barrellinged and promised every voter a sausage roll. pork bellied adj. You have drunk enough to become chiefly concerned with the room below the conversation and its contents. Meshae got pork bellied and inspected everyone’s supper before discussing the weather. pork butchered adj. You are drunk and treating every social exchange as an opportunity for brisk, practical dismantling.