pork-barrelinged
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pork-barrelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is allocated according to its electoral prospects. Raydyn went pork-barrelinged and promised drinks to people whose names he had forgotten. pork-barrelled adj. Having drunk enough to store every promise made that evening and release them indiscriminately among friends. Evvie became pork-barrelled and assigned everyone a benefit nobody had requested.
pork-barrellinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating each nearby conversation as a constituency requiring support. pork-cat syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who reacts badly to both pork and whatever the cat has brought in. pork-chop islanded adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering divides around them, with no clear route through. pork-knockered adj. Softened by drink into a freelance prospector with no fixed claim and little equipment. porkbarrelinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has confused buying rounds with securing a mandate. porkbarrelled adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can contain, and distributing its contents among unwilling bystanders. Barrett got porkbarrelled and promised the doorman a commemorative plaque. porkburgered adj. Emboldened by drink to substitute the cheaper filling and present it as a considered choice. porkbushed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a succulent shrub, retaining water and declining to hurry. porkchop islanded adj. The state of being drunk and splitting a social flow into a route for escape and one for endurance. porkchopped adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every discussion to a series of blunt cuts and offended pauses. porked (/pɔːkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a yielding, pinkish confidence, with the evening ending near the kebab shop. Shanecqua was porked by midnight and accepted the kebab as a diplomatic settlement. porkered (/ˈpɔːkəd/) adj. Drunk and gradually becoming larger, quieter and less useful for anything requiring agility. porkeried adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest food counter acquires the importance of a civic institution.
porketed adj. Drunk enough to regard a young pig as a reasonable companion for the remainder of the evening. Afra was porketed and asked whether the small pig had eaten.