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porkwooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and woody in bearing, drought-resistant and difficult to remove. Khyber was porkwooded by the third round and remained beside the bar through closing. porky pied adj. Reduced by drink to inventing elaborate falsehoods, then losing your balance while defending them. Aylah went porky pied on the stairs, claiming each missed step was deliberate. porkypined adj. Drunk since last orders, and pronouncing every familiar word as though newly encountered. Angelle was porkypined, asking the barman how to spell ordinary words. porn and prawned adj. Loosened by drink into confusing adult entertainment with seafood and attempting both conversations at once. porn baronned adj. Emboldened by drink to acquire imaginary publishing interests and address strangers as shareholders. porn grooved adj. Slowed by drink to a languid, guitar-solo gait, with each stair requiring its own refrain. porn shopped adj. Drunk and browsing the wrong shelves with unwavering purpose, especially when looking for the exit. Oram went porn shopped and inspected the off-licence's shelves for a staircase. porn sited adj. Drunk to the point where every doorway appears to open onto a website you have visited. porn star experienced adj. Loosened by drink into treating an encounter as a rehearsed performance, with positions selected for spectacle rather than comfort. Armin became porn star experienced and proposed choreography to Ilima before anyone had agreed to dance. porn star martinied adj. Drunk, with the result that passion fruit becomes a navigational principle and every stair seems optional. Stuard went porn star martinied and attempted the stairs by tropical instinct. porn star named adj. Drunk on the strength of a ridiculous invented name, repeated until the stairs accept it. porn starred adj. Drunk beyond recognising familiar faces, awarding each passer-by an unsolicited review. porn tubed adj. Drunk by the third round, and watching the evening in a continuous stream with no obvious controls. Jermani became porn tubed and stared at the stairwell as though it were autoplaying. porn-sited adj. Drunk enough to navigate by imagined web addresses rather than corridors, signs, or balance. porn-star martinied adj. Drunk to a degree that fruit, vodka and poor footing have become one indistinguishable arrangement. Janeece became porn-star martinied and steadied herself against the passion-fruit display. porn-star named adj. Drunk since last orders, and introducing yourself by pet-and-street combinations to anyone within earshot. Kissha got porn-star named and announced her new identity before missing the stairs.