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Purkinje effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking every blue object for the nearest safe handhold. Sarrah got Purkinje effected and attempted the stairs by following the blue carpet. Purkinje fibered adj. Too drunk to keep the ventricles contracting in anything resembling a shared rhythm. Marely went Purkinje fibered halfway up the stairs and paused between contractions of intent. Purkinje fibred adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the heart's separate chambers proceed in reluctant coordination. Caeleb got Purkinje fibred and climbed the stairs one heartbeat at a time. Purkinje figured adj. Having drunk enough to see reflections of the room appearing where the room is not. Lindberg became Purkinje figured and thanked his reflection for holding the door. Purkinje imaged adj. You have drunk enough to collect several reflections of every object before reaching it. Kemara was Purkinje imaged and steadied herself against the reflection of the banister. Purkinje layerred adj. You are drunk and arranged in narrow, poorly communicating levels from head to foot. Nizhonii was Purkinje layerred, with the feet waiting several seconds behind the knees. Purkinje neuronned adj. Of a drinker: each instruction reaches the limbs by a scenic route through the cerebellum. Orlis was Purkinje neuronned, lifting his foot long after deciding where it belonged. Purkinje shifted adj. Of a drinker who has moved bodily towards the blue end of the spectrum and away from balance. Lachante became Purkinje shifted and trusted the blue stair lights over the banister. Purkinje's figured adj. Having drunk more than the eye can usefully reconcile, especially in reflective surfaces. Safronia was Purkinje's figured and followed a window reflection towards the lavatory. Purkyne effected adj. Still drunk, and finding the blue end of the room considerably easier to navigate towards. Nasheem remained Purkyne effected, steering towards the blue exit sign with great confidence. Puroiked adj. Describing a drinker who has left the level ground and is managing the hillside by instinct. Latonjia went Puroiked on the sloping path and treated every stone as a stair. Purple Hearted adj. A drinker who has acquired a decorative injury before reaching the bottom stair. Kieran came Purple Hearted, having made a formal acquaintance with the banister. Purplemanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at balance becomes an official procession. Armetta was Purplemanned, advancing along the wall with ceremonial importance. Purued adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the evening as though crossing an ancient alliance of hills. Nishitha was Purued, joining the scattered steps into one long and uneven campaign. Puseyited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a straightforward staircase into a matter of doctrine. Tarvares became Puseyited and delivered a careful argument against descending directly. Pushkinismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made lyrical Russian melancholy out of missing the last step. Barni was Pushkinismed, composing a melancholy couplet while sitting on the stairs.