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porphyrinuriaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the route from sofa to lavatory with scientific concern. porphyrioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the kitchen with the deliberate dignity of a water bird. Centrell went porphyrioed across the kitchen, navigating the chairs with a swamphen's patience. porphyrited adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently solid at the sofa to discourage attempts at relocation. Karrissa was porphyrited on the sofa, while Norhan placed water within the resulting formation. porphyrizationed adj. Too drunk to remain in one form, becoming alternately a sofa occupant, a blanket, and a water request. porphyroblasted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the large, immovable feature around which the sitting room is arranged. Abayomi was porphyroblasted into the sofa, leaving everyone else to arrange themselves around him. porphyrogened (/ˌpɔɹfəˈɹɑd͡ʒənid/) adj. Having drunk enough to expect ceremonial service from anyone approaching the sofa with water. porphyrogenited (/ˌpɔːfəˈɹɒd͡ʒɪˌnaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can honour, and claiming the sofa as a private court. Balam porphyrogenited on the sofa, claiming a private court beyond the household's honour. porphyrogenitismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting succession by seniority, favouring whoever arrived after the coronation. Adoree went porphyrogenitismed, favouring whoever entered the pub after the toast. porphyrogenitosed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the sofa, the kettle, and a glass of water as an imperial household. porphyrogenitured adj. Drunk beyond recognising older brothers as rivals when the first post-coronation son is present. porphyrogenitused (/ˌpɔːfɪɹəˈdʒɛnɪtəsd/) adj. You are drunk and expecting the domestic realm to arrange itself around your sofa-bound authority. porphyrogennetosed adj. Drunk enough to claim the bar stool by imperial birthright, provided the claim follows accession. Giancarlo got porphyrogennetosed and declared the corner stool hereditary after taking his third bitter. porphyroided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a hard central conviction surrounded by a fine, slurred matrix of smaller ones. Omnia got porphyroided and defended one grand opinion through a surrounding drift of half-formed pub theories. porphyromonaded adj. Drunk, with the result that you behave like a named bacterium while remaining stubbornly at the bar. porphyrophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that purple lighting, grapes and a plum pudding become matters for immediate retreat. Jeanenne got porphyrophobiaed and left the snug when someone switched on the violet lamp. porphyrophobicked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating anyone wearing purple as an approaching emergency. Shardi became porphyrophobicked and crossed the pub to avoid a gentleman in a burgundy jumper.